Hym "Aw no shit man? That is tight dawg. Japan is the best. We need some brothels man. Or just general prostitution. I mean, we HAVE the prostitution but it's illegal and MIGHT be a sting (Which is when the cops trick you into committing a crime so they can arrest you). And some of those police bitches will get you. I saw one the other day and what like 'DAMN Officer Sexy!' She'd would have GOT my ass. I'd have been all 'Um... I don't usually do this sort of thing' and she'd be all 'I don't give a fuck nigga get in the cage!' And that would have sucked. Not me bitch. Not getting me with that shit. I saw this blonde chick on the corner once, right? And she had like an Avril Levigne type of look to her, right? And the first thing I was 'No. Fuck you bitch, YOUR ASS IS A COP! Nuhuh! Not today bitch..... Well.... Maybe today... Nonono that bitch is definitely a cop' 100% Chance of Hot-Cop sex trap. That was my exact thought process. But maybe... No... No I was RIGHT not to do it.... God I hope she was a cop... 😑 God damn you... WHY MUST YOU ENTICE ME!? I JUST WANT TO BANG PROSTITUTES IN PEACE!"
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
It'Ll SpReAd DiSeAsEs!
Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2023
You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
I said idiocracy was already here. A lot of that has been bastardized or deliberately reappropriated by people who are literally mentally retarded and THINK THE SUN IS MADE OF FIRE. Seriously, everything is stupid here.
Hym "Yeah, I mean... You see how fucking stupid it is, right? The EVERYTHING? You see the solipsistic narcissism thing I'm talking about right? Ally sees it. Every time I hear on of Jordan's (or even his political opponents) little catchphrases all I hear is 'Brondo has the electrolytes planets crave!' How does the idiocracy analogy in anyway apply to anyone in the upper strata of society? And don't look at me! It's not my fault I'm so brilliant and compelling! How was I supposed to know this was going to catch on?"
by Hym Iam April 06, 2023
A great what?
No no no you're fine. You're doing it right. I just illustrating that I too don't always properly frame my point. Not making a moral judgement against anyone really. I'm grateful. I'm genuinely asking the questions in the midst of my existential crisis, you know? I find it hilarious that you say a thing that I said. You're a little more tactful then I am but the point is the same. Seeing the nonsense I shoveled into the collective unconscious being reflected back at me by the media I consume is definitely strange.
by Hym Iam April 04, 2022
I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...
Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
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