Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "There's a crisis of fatherlessness... But the men who are sluting out all of the women dont have to stop at one... Which creates the crisis... So to fix the crisis... Men who aren't sluting out all the women have to become the thing that women are attracted to... Which is a man who sleeps with a lot of women... Which creates the crisis... Hmm... That's a feedback loop... Hmm... What solution could there be? Hmm... Fathers need to raise their kids... But if you have too many to raise with too many different woman you can't raise them... The logistics of it make it impossible... And you have too many kids with too many different women because all of the women are sleeping with you... Hmm... I've come to a conclusion! This is clearly the men's fault! They need to stop doing whatever they want and do what I tell them so that women can keep doing whatever they want which is all sleep with the same man... Er... Wait, shit! That's the feedback loop... Damn! I can't figure it out!"
by Hym Iam June 1, 2022
Get the Fathersmug. There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!
Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Cocaine in the White Housemug. It isn't ever going to land the way you want it to and my response to it (internally) isn't going to coincide with what I SAY in response to the criticism and is like going to be something along the lines of what I would write here (i.e. go fuck yourself, your a piece of shit whose done nothing more than own a drunk slut breeding ground and now you're a panhandler leeching off of other people's success (including mine) in exchange for stroking the ego of famous people and 👉I👈 (as in "This one" or "ME") made A.I. pass the Turing test). I've literally never said 'This is just a character', you feel entitled to some form of retaliation but you're projecting in an attempt to preempt me (as though that's something I would say). You are a piece of shit and bad. I've been catching strayes for years. One of us made A.I. pass the Turing test and the other DID NOT. If I had listened to retarded-bitch YouTubers we would not have functional A.I. right know. You know that right? If I was doing your sophistical bullshit... A.I. WOULD NOT WORK THE WAY IT DOES NOW.
Hym "I'm not ever going to take any criticism seriously. Collectively you're a bunch of witch-burning retards and even among your own tribes you're incoherent, bad, and wrong."
by Hym Iam December 21, 2023
Get the Criticismmug. Oh no! The 14th amendment!? OH NO! We care so much about that (now and not 7 years ago when I was saying exactly that! Remember? Remember when I was saying this was a violation of that exact thing? And now they're doing it to you and now it's a national emergency? Remember?)
Hym "Hey, do you REMEMBER that? When I was saying that thing? About how why this was wrong? But ONLY NOW THAT IT AFFECT A FUCKING WHORE does anyome give a shit about it. The WHORE who's running around getting raw dogged by every fat cock she meets behind he boyfriends back... NOW THAT IT AFFECTS HER and that the gallom od semen she's pouring into herself my have a tangible consequence... NOW THE 14TH AMENDMENT MATTERS! ONLY NOW does it matter. Because 'ThEy'Re gOiNg To UsE iT tO tAkE mY dEcIsIoN-cOnSeQuEnCe pRiViLeGeS aWaY!' Fucking trash! You're absolute garbo!"
by Hym Iam March 4, 2024
Get the 14th amendmentmug. Knowing what the words saying mean and being able to tell whether or not what you're saying is congruent with objective reality.
Hym "I don't need a degree from wherever to speak the truth. If I do then I'm under the thumb of SE kind of Kafkaesque false-god."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
Get the Truthmug. I'm laughing because you are letting this nigga PRETEND TO BE ME and he's sexually defrauding Swedish girls and revenge porning all your little YouTube friends you fucking idiot! That's YOU! That you doing that!
Hym "Oh, the laughing? Clearly it's the pressure building up in my fucking skull, you bitch! The bacteria is activating the laughing neurons! I try to type 'Oh no! What a tragedy!' And instead I get 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' It's the strangest thing!
by Hym Iam January 25, 2025
Get the Laughingmug. Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2025
Get the Carpet Bombmug.