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Definitions by Hym Iam

Blind service

In the choice is between blind service to the planet and blind service to the horde I’m taking whichever one causes the insulin shortage.
Hym “It’s blind service either way and what you’re doing is just as bad as using fear and compulsion sooo.... maybe everyone will get hungry enough that I may be able to convince them join me in gnawing on your bones 🤷 ♂️ I die either way.
Blind service by Hym Iam October 28, 2022
Having a lot of money... but framing it in a way that allows you to pretend you’re not an elitist!
Hym “Joy? Yeah, I wouldn’t know.... and will never know... because rich people take my shit instead of paying for it. I’ll just wash dishes! That’ll be more meaningful!”
Joy by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

I’m a sarcastic cuck 

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...
Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”
I’m a sarcastic cuck by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

Social Lysenkoism 

Yeah, blame it on the libs.
Hym “Nice! Way to blame your social lysenkoism on the libs. Brilliant. What do you do about unearned privileged (like the privilege enjoyed by you nepotistic offspring)? Nothing! What do you do about unearned status? Prevent it at all cost! What do you do about unearned moral virtue?precent it at all cost!”
Social Lysenkoism by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
Right it’s the Todd Phillips copy-and-pasting a movie off of Urban Dictionary that’s the trivial part. It’s the Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones citing me more than he cites Freud. The people recording me (while I sleep apparently)? Not important.
Hym “Right. That ☝️ is just a byproduct of my attitude. That’s trivial. None of that matters. That’s the trivial part. The meaningful part is the life of servitude. That’s what’ll give my life meaning. And what it will mean is that I don’t get to decide for myself what is trivial or non-trivial. Jordan Peterson will do that for me. That’s a part of his servitude to me... somehow. I still don’t see how I’m being served but that’s clearly an attitude thing on my part. His responsibility to do things like tell the truth, give credit where credit is due, act out the things he believes... Also trivial! It comes secondary to ‘not being manipulated.’ That’s the non-trivial thing. Here’s the hierarchy of value:

Not being manipulated

/

Acting out your values

/

Actually believing the shit you say
Trivial by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

And then she fucked a cripple 

I started doing this that and the third...
Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”
Without servitude, all that’s left is the atomized elitism and theft by tyrants that Dr. JeepJorp and everyone he has (literally) ever associated with likes to actively engage in...
Hym “Way to make a banal point that I have made hundreds of times years in advance.... But you’re on the podcast and I’m not because... elitism! I guess you can just keep doing that while I do... servitude forever. That’ll be great 👍 because then people who aren’t me will get credit for making points that I make on a regular basis. Because servitude technically ISN’T slavery. It’s just servitude! And that’s better than slavery. It’s like diet slavery. Hurray!
Servitude by Hym Iam October 27, 2022