Definitions by Hym Iam
Social Media Ban
Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
Social Media Ban by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
Danzaburou
Iam "Alright. So Danzaburou is the Supreme leader of the danuki (Magical Racoon-Dogs). And he's know for disguising himself as a human and TRICKING HUMAN PHYSICIANS and embezzling money from people. He usually always pays back what he stole."
Hym "Get it? So, apparently, your corporate overlords have a sense of humor. That's why racoon dogs..."
Hym "Get it? So, apparently, your corporate overlords have a sense of humor. That's why racoon dogs..."
Danzaburou by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
He says
Hym "Hahahahaha! I love it! It's so tragic. I love red pill content. It's like that end scene from 'Harry and the Hendersons' where George is trying to get rid of Harry 'Get out here you we don't want you anymore!' and Harry doesn't really understand! Hahahaha-ah? What the hell is that-"
Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."
Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"
Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."
Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."
Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."
Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."
Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"
Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."
Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."
Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."
Impetus
No. You're trying to frame my behavior as the impetus for your behavior... And if I applied that logic in reverse you wouldn't like it very much...
Hym "Like if I tried to use your present behavior as impetus for mouth-fucking your kids... I mean... In the past you did a thing I did like so it's logical for me to come in here with a shotgun and test my aim... Right? See, if you FRAME the impetus for your behavior AS my behavior (Past or present) then it's easier for you to deny yourself guilt or culpability for your own PRESENT behavior."
Yeast
No, we're not yeast we're bees in a hive apparently. There is a queen (The unsullied maiden in abstraction) and worker bees and Drones (High value men).
If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion
Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"
Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."
Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."
If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Video-Game
No. They are not a proxy for physical play but I wasn't socialized by the age of 4 so I guess I'm already doomed! DOOMED!! DOOOOOOOMED!!! DOOMED AND DAMNED! So, I'll just keep playing them.
Hym "The meta-game of a competitive video-game can be AS COMPLICATED if not MORE than chess. It's not a substitute for anything but it's no different than spending your time playing chess. Aside from the public perception."
Video-Game by Hym Iam March 27, 2023