Definitions by Hym Iam
Max Holloway
Used the game I was literally better than everyone (except for literally 2 people) at to get better at striking.
Hym "You hear that Max Holloway used EA's UFC 1 to get better at striking? That's hilarious! I probably played against him! And dog-walked him! Because I knew personally 1 of the only 2 guys better than me... So... Unless the other guy was Max Holloway... Yeah... Neat. That's a cool thing."
Max Holloway by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"
Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"
Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"
Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"
Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"
Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"
Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"
Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"
Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"
Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
Irony
Hym "The REAL irony in using the word irony in relationship to AOC and MTG is that THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME THING! The very fiber of their beings are the same! They're the same picture! WHY!? Why are you guys like this? How do you not see!?"
Profit motive
Leave it to the shameless capitalist to project a profit motive onto a guy who didn't even know that what he was doing was literally worth billions of dollars...
Hym "Yeah... It's profit motive... That's what this.... I planned on generating billions of dollars because I'm so much the genius that I can type worse into a random website and do that with little to no effort... That's my master plan... I mean... I said that I could to it because I'm better than everyone but still..."
Profit motive by Hym Iam April 8, 2023
My feet
Getting better actually. Thanks for asking. Sorry about the... You know... Blatant misogyny... I'm surrounded by misandrists and white knights every day. Including my family members.
Hym "Oh, nah my feet are great. It's much easier now that I've been working for a while. Thanks for asking. You're an absolute sweetheart for that. I really enjoyed it."
Fame
Hym "I really do appreciate it. I'm glad I could inspire such a compelling body of work. I couldn't be any more pleased. Thank you. I already have more fame than I can manage. What I need is a manager."