Definitions by Hym Iam
Involvement
Hym "Hey, speaking of involvement... You're wife is kind of hot. What do I have to do to bang? I'm not going to die apparently so I can do some pushups."🤷 ♂️
Involvement by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
TRIGGERED!!!
TRIGGEEEEERED! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! TRIGGERED!
Hym "TRIGGERED!!! TRIGGERED TO THE MAX! See, he tries to act secure about it (because being insecure is not allowed) but LOOK AT HIM! LOOKATHIM!!! HAHAHA! Fucking idiot. He thinks he's the solution to my think but as the red pill guys always say 'You are the culmination of the 5 people you keep around you' And 5 retards do add up to 1 of me! Ha! Hahaha!"
TRIGGERED!!! by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Self-Definition
I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!
Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Self-Definition by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Justin vs Khabib
It's fantastic! I'm watching the highlights again and it's hilarious because Justin was piecing him up with the stand-up and sprawled the takedown but Khabib just TOOK HIM DOWN ANYWAY!
Justin vs Khabib
Justin *Spawls takedown* "No."
Khabib "No to your 'No' motherfucker. Yes!" *Proceeds to take him down anyway as though he did not just get his fucking takedown stuffed*
Justin "Gah! Oh God I'm being strangled!"
Justin *Spawls takedown* "No."
Khabib "No to your 'No' motherfucker. Yes!" *Proceeds to take him down anyway as though he did not just get his fucking takedown stuffed*
Justin "Gah! Oh God I'm being strangled!"
Justin vs Khabib by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Stay
Right but the guy who makes more than him isn't necessarily going to let you run around and fuck other dudes and if they don't have fat cock then how are you going to get the fat cock without risking the relationship?
Do not pick on women
Says the guy who works for a company that picks on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez CONSTANTLY! Laughs at crying trans women. Mocks feminists daily.
Daily Wire Guy "WE WERE GOING TO GIVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO A GUY THE PSYCHOLOGY ABUSES HIS WIFE! WE PICK ON WOMEN ALL THE TIME! BUT DO NOT PICK ON WOMEN.... Because then you're not a GOOD MAN LIKE I AM!"
Do not pick on women by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Soccer game
Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
Soccer game by Hym Iam August 11, 2023