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Definitions by Hym Iam

Repurposing 

Yeah, I don't know what to tell you Sam. That's like the central theme of their whole religion. They just cannibalize the guy who's better than everyone. It's their whole thing. That atheist guy did a speech about it. Andrew Smith? I think that's his name. This is that.
Hym "Yeah, I can't stop them from repurposing my thing Sam. That- It's... Their entire religion just does that. That's their ultimate technique. That's literally what the entire religion is for. They take the best detractors who are the most effective and are better than everyone (sorry other Sam), cannibalize or repurpose their ideas, use it to try and convert more followers, and then they do the Eldian euthanasia plan from Attack on Titan and try just out-breed any detractor groups. I wasn't joking when I said I'm too much better. This is what happens when that. Like- I, there's nothing I can do from inside the cage."
Repurposing by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

DEFLECT TO KIDS 

Noooo! I forgot that part! In the Single men crisis one!? Yes!
Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."
DEFLECT TO KIDS by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
I don't...
A trier "I try"

Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"

A trier "I do that."

Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."

Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"

Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."
I try by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
Because I'm not responsible for the affliction that renders them in need of somone else's body. Like... YOU did the thing. If I don't need to have sex. You do not need to have sex. If you are not entitled to the use of other people's bodies, then, you are EQUALLY not entitled to the use of a doctor's body to perform an abortion. So, there. Equality. What you want is a consequence free monopoly on the sex-act that requires my support while, simultaneously, I'm being excluded from the sex-act.
Hym "Seriously. I do a thing 👈 YOU impose a deliberate, retaliatory response framed as a 'consequence' (in spite of the fact that the reaction is not a natural occurrence outside of your conscious will) 👈 Society is (somehow) not required to remediate said occurrence. YOU do a thing 👉 The natural byproduct of that thing occurs 👈 it's (somehow) incumbent on society... To remediate. I don't see how that makes sense to you. But that's OK! Because I'm SUPER... Easy to bribe. With sex and money and drugs! So, no. No abortion for you. The fat-cocks can breed you until they can't afford it and then we throw them in a cage. Where they belong."
Because by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Oh yeah totally 

Yeah, right? Oh no! People living in a state of abject destitution! But it's harmless so who cares right? Oh no!
Hym "Oh yeah totally! You tell em lady! How dare they pretend to care about the homeless more than you! I mean, you don't care at all but it doesn't effect them so it doesn't matter."
Oh yeah totally by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Cheating 

So it IS fat! You're a fat cock! I knew it!
Hym "Ope, yeah, see!? Cheating? Fat cock. There you have it. What did I tell you? Critical fat cock theory. The single most accurate theory of all time."
Cheating by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
Nah you know I need to be summoned. Do it. Summon me. Do a ritual or something! Sacrifice a goat! Or a child!
Hym "Yes... Hiding... In plain sight... Under 24/7 surveillance... That's exactly whqt I'm doing..."
Hiding by Hym Iam October 2, 2023