Definitions by Hym Iam
Not Anonymous
Come on Alex, you're no fun.... But you are a very shrewd debater. You dissect arguments with great precision and it's always very entertaining.
Hym "I'm not anonymous though. You just didn't ask. If you see a stranger walking down the street, you don't know their name but... They aren't anonymous. Someone you know might know their name. If someone you know, tells you their name, do you pretend not to know their name until they tell you? No. I'm not going to pretend your not just being stubborn. But here's my extra-spicy take... You want to hear it? You'll have to read the next one but I got a good one."
Not Anonymous by Hym Iam November 27, 2023
Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough
Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?
Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."
Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
This is insane
Not as insane as thinking your entitled to an indefinite about of labor and that you are the arbiter of what constitutes a "good enough" quality of life.
Truckazord "This is insane!"
Hym "This duel has only just begun, Truckazord! And now I'll activate my continuous trap card! HUMAN WAVE TACTICS!"
Hym "This duel has only just begun, Truckazord! And now I'll activate my continuous trap card! HUMAN WAVE TACTICS!"
This is insane by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
Behave
Hym "People at work like to bitch about me not following certain rules and how I behave, right? I mean... You know who I AM, right? Do you really think that YOU are the guy/girl? I know what the rule is. I know what you said. I know the work isn't done. I'm going to break it again tonight, the sound of you repeating yourself is music to my ears, and I slowed down throughout the night to make sure you would have to do it for me. Go fuck yourself."
Too Sexy
Is THAT what that is? I mean, it changed after the fast food place so this is clearly more than JUST that but still... That is fucking pathetic! Damn, maybe the pornstars are right about these motherfuckers being insecure. Holy shit. JESUS! This motherfuckers are over here doing shit like talking a bunch of shit and like hiding his sister from the rough doggy-style pounding I would give her (assuming she's old enough) and here I AM... Attributing to them the moral and existential value of a mannequin or like... A mop or something, like... WOW dawg... Well, now I feel bad for talking all of this shit...
Hym "So I'm too sexy and so brilliant that I literally created A.I., became the greatest writer of all time, and generated more money than any man on the planet by doing nothing more than 'STOP TRYING?' That's the problem here? I did the literal opposite of try and it was so wildly effective I've literally been immortalized in cinema and anime and have changed the world forever? That's what this is? I mean, it's more than that because of the weird stalking element that preceded me saying anything but holy shit guys... This is why I didn't want to compete. This is sad."