Definitions by Hym Iam
The Joker 2
The fated team-up! It was foretold! I foretold it! Lady Gaga GooGoo Man! Right!? Remember that!? I JUST remembered that! Lady Gaga Googoo Man! M
Hym "HAHAHA! THAT! IS! HILARIOUS! I JUST NOW remembered that! I was at work and this song was playing and the lyrics to the chorus were 'All we hear. Is radio gaga. Radio googoo. Radio gaga.' The song is ridiculous and mindnumbing but it triggered the memory of LADY GAGA GOOGOO MAN! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT!? That is CLASSIC! The Ultimate Team-Up! When I get credit for A.I. I will officially change my handle to GooGoo Man! That's rich! And then I connected the dots and I'm like 'Oh yeah! Lady Gaga is in The Joker 2 so it's literally the fated Lady Gaga GooGoo Man team-up!' This is great! My life is complete I think... I got nothing left."
The Joker 2 by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
Nazi A.I.
Wait, no, did I say that write? Damnit! I hate not having access to this! You know I need to revise stuff sometimes and I don't get the chance. I'm like an actor that always uses the first take.
Hym "Okokok wait... So it sees people being CALLED a Nazi... Regardless of their race... LIKELY conservatives being called Nazi by liberals... A.I. sees this and thinks Black guy CALLED Nazi... Therefore, ANYONE can be Nazi... Therefore, Black Nazi A.I. generated pictures... Right? You get it. The input actually matches the output. HOW AM I THE FIRST PERSON TO FIGURE THIS OUT!? OH! Wait... Yeah, better and smarter than everyone."
If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
A.I. Nazi
Hym "Yeah, no, Joe, here's WHY the A.I. is generating Black Nazi? You don't know? Can't figure it out? It's because you have progressives being flippant with the term, right? So, you have conservatives being CALLED Nazi... Whether there black, white, Asian, Hispanic... The A.I. sees THAT... And the inference being make is that 'anyone can be a Nazi,' therefore, Asain Nazi A.I. Nazi pictures! Get it? So, this actually perfectly coincides with the input data IN THE CONTEXT of the CURRENT CULTURAL ZEITGEIST! THAT is why Asian Nazi, Joe! BAM! Greatest mind who's have lived!"
Arrogant Idiot
Hym "But... I can't be an arrogant idiot... Because my self-perception (better than everyone) is concordant with objective reality and, therefore, am not arrogant and I created A.I., therefore, not an idiot. And the success is already done... I already did it... So... You literally can't help me... At least, not without a time machine or something... I'm- It's fine, look, I'm doing a thing- Wait! You're not a Jordan Peterson industry plant are you!? No, it's fine, the thing I'm doing is cool. You're going to love it. The thing is just taking forever to catch up I don't know what the fuck is taking so long...:
Arrogant Idiot by Hym Iam March 4, 2024
Alone
Hym "Why did she (Michelle Young) feel alone? Because of your solipsistic nonsense! She isn't HER. She... IS PEOPLE! And because SHE'S PEOPLE... She TRIED TO DO THE THINGS THAT MAKE PEOPLE HEALTHY AND HAPPY! And what was the RESULT? She did the things and STILL WASN'T HAPPY. WHY? I DON'T KNOW! She probably needed some kind of individualized care and instead of getting THAT... She got the SAME THING EVERYONE ELSE GETS... Distilled into an abstract phantom and IGNORED TO DEATH!"