Definitions by Hym Iam
Freudian cluster
I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.
Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."
Freudian cluster by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
That's true
That's NOT true Emma you don't kmow what the fuck you're talking about it was the Sacred bamd of Thebes that was the gay lovers.
Hym "No the Spartans would send their kids out into the wilderness as children. THAT'S true. THAT was the Spartans. The gay army beat the Spartan army. He's conflating 2 different armies."
That's true by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Spartans
That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.
Rob
Speaking of Henderson... I really do think that was Dan Henderson who came into my job that one time... IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM! HENDOOOO!!! MY AUTOGRAPH!!! 😫 I can't believe it! I could have had him sign my tits or something what a tragedy! Hold on... Yeah, dawg he had the cauliflower eat and everything! I could have got a picture!! He was the first Champ-champ! HENDOOOOOOO!!!
Hym "So... You rob me... I stab a kid... Then... What happens? I'm not seeing how the progression of events is supposed to unfold... The greater good just... Happens? The hypothetical future is hypothetically better because you can selectively omitt people from history and steal their shit and gave credit to a retard? 20 million people × the people they told keep their mouths shut so Führer Peterson can play pretend golden prophet until he dies? All because? Jews evil and literally a racial supremacy schizophrenia cult? Christians evil because narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult? Because this is an undeniably good reason to murder your kids? Because molested by grandma? Grandma molested? Because made Harvard PhDs look like retards? It's GOTTA be one of those. One of those is the reason this is happening.... 😑 Hmmmm... 🤔 Maybe the God-murder... Because Joe Rogan rape? No... Better than everyone? Hmmm... I'll figure it out... It's gotta be something I did... But I'm not sure what..."
Who you fuck
You likely know that it's the literal opposite of that and THAT'S THE ACTUAL PROBLEM. If you were in a brothel I wouldn't care who you fucked.
Hym "It's not who you fuck. It's who you don't and across what axis you're discriminating. How YOU regard people is entirely contingent upon whether or not you're dealing with a bigot. I'm no different."
Who you fuck by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
The Algorithm
It's not the fucking Algorithm. Your romanticized conception of your grandparents "resilience" isn't an accurate reflection of their mental well-being. No it isn't the fact that they aren't doing your incest cult anymore.
Hym "Really, it's like you're incapable of soing anything other that scapegoating! Hey JeepJorp! Why are women engaging in hook-up culture?"
Dr. JeepJorp "Well you see... THEY'RE BEING TRICKED! THEY'RE BEING TRICKED BY THE PSYCHOPATHS!!! You see, psychopaths engage in short term mating behavior! And, you see, women get CONFUSED! They're looking for competence! So, when they go out to the club and ACTIVELY SEEK OUT A FAT-COCK... They're confusing his fat-cockled confidence... With Competence! Right? So, they do that repeatedly! Because they're slow! See, they have to walk into the rake a few times (or until they're like 30) to figure that they're being tricked by psychopaths! Just ask my slut-daughter!"
Hym "Really, it's like you're incapable of soing anything other that scapegoating! Hey JeepJorp! Why are women engaging in hook-up culture?"
Dr. JeepJorp "Well you see... THEY'RE BEING TRICKED! THEY'RE BEING TRICKED BY THE PSYCHOPATHS!!! You see, psychopaths engage in short term mating behavior! And, you see, women get CONFUSED! They're looking for competence! So, when they go out to the club and ACTIVELY SEEK OUT A FAT-COCK... They're confusing his fat-cockled confidence... With Competence! Right? So, they do that repeatedly! Because they're slow! See, they have to walk into the rake a few times (or until they're like 30) to figure that they're being tricked by psychopaths! Just ask my slut-daughter!"
Hym "Um... Ok... Wait, no! That's fucking stupid! That's the stupidest fucking explanation I've ever heard. You're doing the same thing with 'The Algorithm.' It's the same thing. 'The algorithm! It's tricking people into thinking they have mental illness! It isn't the news-media BRANDING EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T ALIGN WITH THEM POLITICALLY AS AN UNHINGED LUNATIC! THAT CAN'T BE THE CASE! BECAUSE THEN WHEN HYM SAYS "Well, you're calling everyone crazy and then they murder your kids and then you blame it on nebulous craziness" IT'LL MAKE ME LOOK DUMB AND BAD! IT'S THE ALGORITHM! IT'S TRICKING EvErYbOdY!!!' You're fucking stupid. You need to shut the fuck up and give me the Adderall. You just don't like that I said it was like cocaine. And you DIDN'T KNOW THAT until I said something. So now you're taking a stance on medication 'WeLl We DoN't KnOw WhAt ThEsE dRuGs ArE dOiNg To OuR kIdS sO NOONE cAn Be AlLoWeD tO cOnTrOl ThEiR oWn BrAiN cHeMiStRy!!' You need your scapegoat. It's all you've got. And you'll generate the studies to show whatever they need to show for you to push your religion derivative anti-medication propaganda."
The Algorithm by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
The Zealots
The YOU do that. That's what YOU do. I'm calling YOU the Zealot. That's literally what you are. Look Zealot "a person who is fanatical and uncompromising in pursuit of their religious, political, or other ideals" Or the historical definition "a member of an ancient Jewish sect that aimed at a world Jewish theocracy and resisted the Romans until AD 70."
The Zealots by Hym Iam March 7, 2024