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Definitions by Hym Iam

Emotional Breakdown 

Oho! Sam Sedar had an emotional breakdown! Damn!
Hym "He had and emotional breakdown thinking about his daughter getting raw-dogged by all the fat-cocks and not being able to hit the undo button. Tragic. The real question is CAN I bang Sam's daughter... For $40 dollars? That is the going rate, I think, but I'll have to check with California. I know inflation is hitting them pretty hard, um... Jewish chicks are USUALLY pretty hot so I might even be willing to pay more than $40 dollars."
Emotional Breakdown by Hym Iam November 3, 2024

Innovation 

Here's the problem Ben. I'm the one doing the innovation and I'm being told it was a mistake and not being given the credit I deserve. You are doing the NOT-THAT.
Hym "Innovation? You mean like short-form content or the carbonated tea or the AI or the exploitation-free porn site or the ultimate entertainment media template? Because that was all me. I'm the ultimate man."
Innovation by Hym Iam November 3, 2024

Comparison 

Hym "You are more concerned with me engaging in comparison... That you are with the constant discomfort... In my fucking skull... My brain... Does not feel good... I swear you are the absolute fucking worst. My... Brain hurts... I don't need to stop comparing things. I'm not fucking 'gaslighting myself with my ego.' This is a deranged attempt on your part to obfuscate reality. And letting you continue to do this is completely undermining your profession. This explains LITERALLY all of the mental health problems. All of them."
Comparison by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
Well, no. SOMEBODY knows what to do here. You talk to me directly about the thing I am talking about. You are likely NOT DOING THAT under the instruction of a charlatan. Stop fucking listening to

him. I don't care what we know or the what the data says. He is telling you to withhold what I want or need from me simply on the basis of me wanting those things. Entirely arbitrarily. I wouldn't ever knowingly allow someone to speak for me to you need to stop allowing them to do it. A school just paid out 600,000 for turning on people's Webcam without their knowledge by the way.
Hym "I'm not nobody. I know what to do here. You talk to me directly and do the words that I am saying you fucking idiot. Not SAY. Not AGREE WITH. Not the OTHER WAY AROUND. YOU do it to ME and ME NOT DO IT TO YOU. Jesus! Like, we need the eugenics guys. It sounds mean but we really actually need the eugenics. This doesn't take 8 years to resolve. You're letting lying, petty charlatans stretch this out way longer than it has to take."
Nobody by Hym Iam November 3, 2024

Why I left the left 

Anna Kasparian left the left because someone is buying off or co opting the people I have named here and bringing them under the banner of this new religious propaganda wing of online conservatism. I named her after her debate with Ben Shapiro and she started to shift and NOW the transformation is complete. It could be that people started doing the thing they are doing to me to her and now someone has been pulling people out to buy their silence. Could be that the threat of being associated with me is so great they can leverage that to get people to go alone with it.
Hym "And what the online liberal retards don't understand about this why I left the left thing is that your DEI is gone now. Your trannies are gone. None of that shit. If the conservatives win, they will control the supreme court for the next 70 years. No you will not add more seats. That's a ridiculous thing to think. You are not getting those abortion rights back. No Kamala's strategy of coasting on anecdotes about her upbringing and meaningless vaguery about opportunity economy is not going to win an election. You wouldn't have won the last on without the mass mail-in voting. And the fact that they are doing this out in the open means our politics aren't even real. Not even a little bit. You're arguing about how a play is going to end. Whatever she says about why she left is a lie. Just like how everything Tulsi Gabbard said was a lie."
Why I left the left by Hym Iam October 16, 2024

For Humanity!!! 

That's the name of my Human/Cleric deck in MTG Arena. Are you creeping on my Facebook page Emma?
Hym "For Humanity!!! Was a good deck. I made it to diamond with that... And then they needed it. I didn't even uses that bullshit angel card the everyone was using at the time. They literally perform everything I do. First it was the mutants. Then it was the scute swarm. Then clerics. I don't have any usable archetypes left! How am I supposed to play the game like that!?"
For Humanity!!! by Hym Iam October 15, 2024

Integrity and fairness 

It's important women's sports and literally nowhere else because women's sports are pretend.
Hym "Yes Integrity and Fairness and not 'would lose and not good enough.' That's what they are standing up for. Hurray."
Integrity and fairness by Hym Iam October 3, 2024