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Definitions by Hym Iam

Women and children 

You see how they invoke women and children as though it means something? As though women and children being proximal justifies strangling a guy for 15 minutes. Funny how that doesn't work for the Palestinians.
Hym "You see what they are doing, right? They invoke women and children to justify doing whatever they want. It's no different than invoking God. It's taking the lords name in vain. What they want... Is to set a precedent that states you have to quietly tolerate whatever is happening to you (up to and including homelessness and perpetual hunger) and if you get loud about it... They get to murder you. Was Jordan Neely REALLY 'harassing kids and women' or were women and children just, you know, proximal? And it's funny that women and children being proximal to where a guy they want to kill might theoretically be doesn't stop them from bombing a target. See, they don't actually care about women and children. They only care (to whatever extent they DO actually care) about using them as a tool to push whatever narrative they are trying to push at the level of the individual. In other words it's a 'If a hobo being loud about a grievance I don't care about near MY woman or MY kid I would fuck em up!' fantasy. It's just conservatives trying to have a 'don't mess with my kids' moment. That's all that is. That's all what is happening to me is. And if I'm not going to see a dime of that money than I will show you the difference between fantasy and reality. Because at the end of the day, I agree with the conservative propagandists. I should be allowed to kill the people doing this. But, it's against the rules. So, no. Daniel Penny goes to jail. Murder 3- Wait! Yep. Murder 3."
Women and children by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

2000 years ago 

I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...
Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."
2000 years ago by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
You will literally do anything to preserve you moral superiority delusion. Pathetic.
Hym "No I'm not doing it to myself. Didn't need to earn it. Didn't need to try. Any pain I endure between now and the payout is YOUR doing and NOT MINE and you aren't inflicting that suffering on me explicitly because I didn't do anything. But you're still a retard. You daughter is still a flith slut. You're kids are still shit. And I'm still better than everyone."
Myself by Hym Iam November 21, 2024

AI Chat Bots 

Defeated doctors are diagnosis... Excellent job me.
Hym "What a genius! The me who invented those AI chat bots who can perceive is a genius. Great job me."
AI Chat Bots by Hym Iam November 21, 2024

Whatever 

Look at that! I drew the connection between Myron amd Whatever podcast and now the right-wing Christians are coming after them.
Hym "Yep. Whatever. It was like the next day! I said something and then THE NEXT DAY they sent some Christian on to try to get the porn stars to join the incest cult and now they are demonizing the Whatever geeks."
Whatever by Hym Iam November 18, 2024

Without me 

You used my rhetoric.
Hym "You didn't win without me and you didn't create AI without me you piece of shit and you are gonna get somebody's kids mangled for trying to get away with. YOU. ARE. NOT. TAKING. MY. SHIT. AND. NOT. PAYING. FOR. IT. MEGYN. I don't care what the law says. I don't care about evidence. I don't care what I said OR who I said it about and NEITHER DO YOU. You will come clean or you can explain why somebody's kid got randomly stabbed. I'll give you a hint. It wasn't random and I have a list of names on my phone of people who could have stopped it. That's exactly what I'm going to tell the mother in court. I'm going to name you, everyone you know, your kids, everyone. What YOU are doing... IS NOT WORKING... What I am doing... IS. End of discussion."
Without me by Hym Iam November 18, 2024

Dragon Age: Veilgaurd 

STOP! MAKING! ACTION GAMES!!!
Hym "I don't not play Dragon Age to play an action game. If I wanted to paying a hack and slash game I would buy Devil May Cry! I play Dragon Age to play a real-time rpg with ultra-specific tactics and race-specific story options. I do not want to play Dragon Age: Veilgaurd.
Dragon Age: Veilgaurd by Hym Iam November 15, 2024