Definitions by Hym Iam
AI Pokémon National Geographic
I fucking LOVE this.
Hym "I ABSOLUTELY LOVE AI Pokémon National Geographic. I mean LOVE. It's great. There was one featuring the doodling Jigglypuff from the show and it gives the character a very satisfying pay off. Which I don't remember whether or not that was included IN the actual show but still. Very satisfying. The collisions and interactions between characters are getting better as well. I could probably figure out a way to expedite the process of it getting better as well because I know exactly what the problem is... Still. Fantastic. A great use of the AI. I approve."
AI Pokémon National Geographic by Hym Iam December 27, 2025
Child's Play (2019)
Hym "I actually just watched Child's Play (2019) the other day because you know how much I love me some Aubrey Plaza (And I wrote about this a while back) but what make Child's Play so compelling is the fact that Charles Lee Ray is this homicidal manic who is also magic. I had to watch the original one to wash the taste out of my mouth immediately afterwards and there's this part in the original where Andy's mom is trying to get Chucky to talk and she threatens to throw him in the fire. He starts cussing her out 'You stupid bitch! You slut! I'll reach you to mess with me' and it's just great. And THIS... Is kind of like that. I'm like Andy's mom and you're like the Chucky and that is exactly why I don't give a fuck about your kids. So no. What you need to do is stop using your kids as a pretense to infest other people's lives and/or curate their rights or you need to explode. Just like Chucky. You gotta blow him up. Or you know that the recycled plastic is just going to get used to make another doll and then he'll just come back and try to steal your kids body and then Chucky is you kid! And that's no good for anybody."
Child's Play (2019) by Hym Iam December 27, 2025
Tekken King
Hym "Let's go Tekken King Bay-bay, yeah! Top 10,000 and climbing! Now if only I had hit this level before I developed my old man reaction speed. Mark Ruffalo AHA! Memes all around!"
Tekken King by Hym Iam December 27, 2025
Immersion cooling
Hym "Oh they decided to do the Immersion cooling. I wonder when they decided to do that. After I (the inventor of the first working model of AI) said it? Cus that (much like the entire thing) was my idea... Kind of. I saw it on a video and the was like (of shif yeah that would be dope for the thing) which is why the short form content (ALSO literally my idea) is GOOD Elon!"
Immersion cooling by Hym Iam December 24, 2025
Brigitte Macron
OK. So let's say Candace Owens is right. Let's say she IS a man... Now what? What happens then? Because is MY thing is true, the obvious extension and logical conclusion is that we need to create a mechanism to distinguish the people who actually have schizophrenia from the people who actually do not and then we need to create an avenue for legal recourse for the people who are just being communally harassed (because harassment in the workplace is not allowed). Then you would need a mechanism by which to identify it happening in schools and in workplaces and an incentive structure for reporting and a punishment for participating or instigating or propagating. AND THEN... Your kids, friends, and siblings get murdered less. There is less of an incentive to murder you. You DON'T get stabbed to death in the night by your own kids because their mental health isn't being sandpapered away by the people around them. But even of Candy O is right... What actually happens there? Nothing. It's an investigation that affects no one and does nothing.
Hym "Ok. So, let's say that Brigitte Macron IS a man. You're right. She's a man. Now what?"
Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"
Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."
Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"
Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."
Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"
Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"
Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"
Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."
Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"
Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."
Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"
Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"
Brigitte Macron by Hym Iam December 23, 2025
I don't need to see anything
I don't need to see that I'm wrong about anything. I don't need to see that my words are hurtful. You need to admit that I'm right or I need to murder someone's kid.
Hym "I don't need to see anything. I don't care. I'm not ever going to care. The proceeds or someone's life. That's it. I'm taking 100% of one or 100% of the other. No negotiations."
I don't need to see anything by Hym Iam December 23, 2025