Definitions by Hym Iam
Morbius
Hym "It's a shame that I have to actually sit here and watch Morbius because the rest of you can't be trusted to lie about whether or not it's good out of spite. But... Here I sit. Watching Mobius. Brain pressurized to the maximum! 🧠 Brainz. That's what Morbius should eat instead of blood. Which is what he does. He EATS blood. Right? Because if you can EAT tomato soup... Then you can EAT blood. He doesn't DRINK blood. Blood is FOOD to him and, therefore, he EATS it. It isn't a beverage. Vampires EAT blood. That's a FACT!"
Stole Tesla
Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"
Stole Tesla by Hym Iam March 18, 2025