Definitions by Hugo Harlotbreath
Daniel Woolstencroft
The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.
Synonym: Stinky
Synonym: Stinky
Boner: You heard about Roland?
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft
Daniel Woolstencroft by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019
Greg Mayled
Stinky: You seen Gliddon recently?
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled
Greg Mayled by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019
Charles Gliddon
When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger
Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
Charles Gliddon by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019
Charles Gliddon
When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger
Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
Charles Gliddon by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019
George Wyld
When a girl just goes absolutely mad for a big dirty beard.
Carlo: What does Liv see in him?
Jack: Well she saw his beard and then just went total George Wyld
Carlo: What does Liv see in him?
Jack: Well she saw his beard and then just went total George Wyld
George Wyld by Hugo Harlotbreath March 1, 2019
Henry Carter
Henry Carter by Hugo Harlotbreath March 1, 2019
Where's Weedhead
Where's Weedhead by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018