Hugo Harlotbreath's definitions

Charles Gliddon

When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger

Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019

Greg Mayled

The Floppy King

Stinky: You seen Gliddon recently?
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019

Charles Gliddon

When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger

Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019

Daniel Woolstencroft

The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.

Synonym: Stinky

Boner: You heard about Roland?
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019

Henry Carter

When you smoke the ganja all night long

Rupert: Where's John
Hugo: He's gone to Henry Carter outside
Rupert: Sweet geez

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 1, 2019

Where's Weedhead

When your weedhead's gone missing.

Alfie: Anyone seen Aidan?
Max: Yeah, where's Weedhead at?

by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018

Carlo Caruso

When you instagram friend request a 16 year old.

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.

by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018