Hugh Johnson's definitions

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

factory

Short for shit factory, a worthless, good-for-nothing person just taking up valuable space on the planet.

"That worthless scum is just a factory, using resources without contributing anything of value."

by Hugh Johnson August 30, 2005

Sick rig

Usually Garbage toyotas.

Have you seen devons sick rig?

Yea it's a piece of shit..

by Hugh Johnson December 5, 2016

pound

To have sex with a double cheeseburger (see also "pound one" and "I'd hit it"

"McDonalds wants you to pound a double cheeseburger"

"I'd hit it"

by Hugh Johnson April 20, 2005

Pretzeldent Bush

On January 13, 2002 appointed U.S. "President" George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel, gouging his head on a table.

"You really think that Pretzeldent Bush would know how to respond to a disaster?"

by Hugh Johnson September 21, 2005