Hugh Jass's definitions

chuff

to pass wind(fart)

sorry vicar you'd better open a window i've chuffed

by hugh jass July 19, 2006

twat thatch

a womans pubic hair also known as a gorilla salad

come on love show us your twat thatch

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

panbaffle

when someone puts toilet paper in the pan before taking a shit so people think it doesn't make a splash

when your in a public place a you need to go but dont want anyone to hear

by hugh jass September 24, 2003

burger nipple

the circle of different coloured skin around the nipple is called the burger if this is incredibly large it is a burger nipple.

my old girlfriend had burger nipples

by hugh jass October 2, 2003

shoistic

To be obsessed with bell-bottom jeans.

(This word originates from Sho Yoshimura, graduate of 2005, who was madly obsessed with bell-bottom jeans, and considered them the highest, greatest form of fashion available at his time.)

You're such a shoistic guy!

by hugh jass September 29, 2004

psogtic

To be completely convinced that you are the sole reason the universe exists.

That teacher sure is psogtic. I hate him!!!

by hugh jass September 29, 2004