Hugh G. Rection's definitions

Gatling Gun

To let go several farts in a continuous stream. Its not like whe u let go a long deep fart, but rather its like a sucession of smaller farts.

Ahh I just let go a Gatling Gun

by Hugh G. Rection December 28, 2005

Arwen

Aragorn's elven chick.
Some LOTR so-called fans argue endlessly over Peter Jackson's decision to make her more relevant in his masterpiece films, but its just because:
a) They are morons and they can't tell their assholes from a hole in the ground.
b) They are gay and they'd rather see more of Eomer without his mail shirt.

Jay: Hey dude, ive made a copy of the full extended version of LOTR and edited out the parts where that fucking Arwen chick appears!
Silent Bob: No shit asshole? When do YOU start filming the Silmarillion?

by Hugh G. Rection March 4, 2005

kankle

Woman with extremely thick ankles. No separation between calf and ankle.

That chick would be so hot, if she didn't have kankle.

by Hugh G. Rection July 8, 2003

nip/tuck

greatest show of all time. now that season one is over, tuesdays are really going to blow now.

by Hugh G. Rection October 25, 2003

Varigated

These breeds of people spawn from the decendants of the greek gods. They are known to inhabit damp dark corners of the Mediterranean penesual. Also this lineage can be traced down to modern day Spurg dwellers. Slaving away on their computers.

Look at that kid. I SWEAR he was varigated.

by Hugh G. Rection April 17, 2015

skuzzy

A girl who forms film around the skin of her face, composed of oil, semen, peach fuzz around the lip (dark in nature), and of course, dirt.

Kristin is one skuzzy assed bitch. She needs to shave. (not just upstairs)

by Hugh G. Rection January 12, 2004

hebrew

he brew; manly beer; aka Budweiser or Heinekin

yo, rebrew me a hebrew

by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005