Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

Bone broth

The wet spot left behind on your sheets or blanket after sex.

After I came, we snuggled for a few minutes but then she made me sleep in my own bone broth.

by Huge hammer69 December 01, 2022

Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

Fruit Basket

When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.

by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020

Poo stomper

Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.

Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.

by Huge hammer69 December 04, 2019