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Definitions by Huge hammer69

Butthole gravy 

The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.
Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.

Internet politician 

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.
Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.

Titty Sauce 

The alcohol soaked breast milk that a mother produces after a night of heavy drinking.
Husband: the baby is hungry.
Wife: give her a bottle. My boobs are full of titty sauce.
Titty Sauce by Huge hammer69 July 12, 2018

Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.
Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro
Zombie chompers by Huge hammer69 September 30, 2016

wiffeldorfer 

a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.
did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?
wiffeldorfer by Huge hammer69 March 8, 2010