Tom Cruise placed Baby Suri's crib in a shrine stacked with LRH memorabilia in the hopes that her Thetan would absorb his aura and as a means of protection against Xenu 's henchmen.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. March 04, 2008
1. The act of passing flatulence while tightly bundled under covers or in a sleeping bag with another individual, thus creating a warm, pungent pocket of gas that is incredibly unpleasant to be party to.
2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of The Soup.
2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of The Soup.
1. My girlfriend kicked me out on the street after I gave ger a Dutch Oven last night. She still can't get the smell out of her hair.
2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.
2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. February 25, 2008
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by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. May 15, 2011
The mandatory gratuity American restaurants and bars add to the bill of foreign customers, particularly Europeans, who don't understand or willfully ignore American tipping customs. Also known as the English Tax, Australian Tax, etc.
Bartender 1: Oh shit, another big group of English people. The last time I got stuck serving their kind they stiffed me on a $200 tab.
Bartender 2: Just hit them with the European Tax, dude.
Bartender 2: Just hit them with the European Tax, dude.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. April 11, 2011
A term referring to several different team sports around the world. Most games known as "football" actually involve the use of the hands more frequently than the feet, such as American Football, Canadian Football, Gaelic Football, and Australian Rules Football.
The term also refers to Association Football, a game in which players primarily use their feet (although they also make extensive use of the head, chest, and knees while goalkeepers are also permitted to use their hands). Most of the English-speaking world (the USA, Canada, Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, Ireland to an extent, etc.) refers to this game as "soccer" to differentiate it from their indigenous football games, although ethnocentric and culturally insular English people insist that "football" is the only acceptable term for the sport.
The term also refers to Association Football, a game in which players primarily use their feet (although they also make extensive use of the head, chest, and knees while goalkeepers are also permitted to use their hands). Most of the English-speaking world (the USA, Canada, Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, Ireland to an extent, etc.) refers to this game as "soccer" to differentiate it from their indigenous football games, although ethnocentric and culturally insular English people insist that "football" is the only acceptable term for the sport.
Although most English-speaking people from different cultures who live on multiple continents know "football" as a game that involves picking a ball up and running with it, English people themselves know that nothing short of literal translation will do when naming sports. If it's called "football", then it should be a sport where only feet are used. Except for the countless times in soccer games when the players use their heads, chests, knees, shoulders, and sometimes even their hands, of course.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. October 03, 2012