Howie Feltersnatch 's definitions

Transmogrify

The act of transmogrification.

"The caterpillar transmogrified."

by Howie Feltersnatch November 5, 2002

Fuckwalter Gibralter

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive

Get out of the way, Fuckwalter Gibralter, I'm trying to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

skimmie

A hot ass female.

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

skidmark steve

The act of shitty and leaving poo marks in the bowl of the toilet.

"Who skidmark Steved the toilet again?"

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Wally Russell

A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.

That damned Wally Russell never works, he just stands outside and smokes all day.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005