Howard Towers's definitions

Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage

Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier

by Howard Towers December 8, 2020

Dirty Sunrise

To wake up a loved one, friend or a stranger by farting in close proximity to thier face, whilst whispering, 'Good morning'

Craig woke his wife at 4am this morning with a Dirty Sunrise!

by Howard Towers December 7, 2020