Jel

A special type of lie only people with special talents can enact, and only a select few chosen ones are capable of doing so odee often. Whoever holds the most talent for jelling earns the rightful title as a "jel god".

Guy 1: Yo guys last night I saw this guy stick a blunt in his dick and his cum went floating through the air. Shit looked like hallucinations I had while high in Summer 2017.
Guy 2: Bro you mad jelling that's not humanly possible
Guy 1: No I'm serious he passed out and like everyone had to drive real slow cause all the shit floating in the air made it hard to see.
Guy 2: Only a jel god would substantiate such a claim

by HotlineBlinger4927 September 10, 2023

Shwetak

A massive cuck who lets his girl fuck other men.

Bro! Did you hear Mara kissed another guy in front of her boyfriend? That guy's such a Shwetak!

by HotlineBlinger4927 May 04, 2022

Mavel

A shorty who has nothing better to do in life but drink and drive. She loves to do these things with guys named Shwetak and thinks about them 24/7.

Mavel: "Shwetak, I can't wait to drink with you!"
*Reasonable person thinking*: "This little girl is such a Mavel!"

by HotlineBlinger4927 September 24, 2023

Nirnay

A sex position where your nose is pushed up against a guy's taint

Guy 1: Yo, I got my girl to push her nose against my taint last night!
Guy 2: Dude, she pulled a Nirnay on you!

by HotlineBlinger4927 April 26, 2024

Pranav Mishra

The best guy at Penn State

Bro, I met Pranav Mishra!
Dude, he's the best guy on campus!

by HotlineBlinger4927 May 04, 2022