Horny Bastard's definitions

creme cheese bagel

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 1, 2005

one handing it

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating

eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag

by horny bastard October 16, 2005

rabbit

a female or woman that is obessed with sex

damn im with this rabbit and we fucked 9 times this week

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

swinger

a young child who likes to swing on the monkey bars

Damn he's a rull good swinger

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

clock

the thing that rings on the hour showing a woman when its time to fuck

BITCH its its 4 o-clock time for fucking

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

making chocolate milk

simular to juicing a lemon but insted of her pussy you squeeze her ass so hard that her shit come comes out in liquid form

yum yum chocolate milk

by horny bastard April 7, 2005

snoocked

Fucked!
Stuffed!
Stole!

You SNOOCKED! my wife!

by Horny Bastard October 9, 2003