one handing it

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating

eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag

by horny bastard October 10, 2005

rabbit

a female or woman that is obessed with sex

damn im with this rabbit and we fucked 9 times this week

by Horny bastard January 09, 2005

pussy thong

a thong warn so that the back of the thong is instead in the front and goes on your vagina very sexy

i pants this girl one day and she had a pussy thong on. i cummed right there

by horny bastard November 18, 2004

creme cheese bagel

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 01, 2005

snoocked

Fucked!
Stuffed!
Stole!

You SNOOCKED! my wife!

by Horny Bastard October 10, 2003

coconuts

a girl with extremely hairy tits

damn bitch you need to clip those coconuts

by horny bastard January 12, 2005

Bananna on a Stick

a long large azn dick

my gf loves to get her some banannas at the club

by Horny Bastard January 24, 2005