Evil Lincoln

Identical in appearance to your average Abraham Lincoln, an Evil Lincoln differs only in that he is entirely evil, with absolutely no moral core. Will kill abundently and pointlessly, wherever and whenever possible. Some varients sport glowing red eyes. Often roars "RAAARGH!" as he attacks. Their motivations and aims remain unknown, as anyone attempting to analyse them is normally murdered brutally and repeatedly. Some eyewitnesses claim Robotic Evil Lincolns exist, but this is unlikely and scary.
"Hey, Jackio, wanna hire Die Hard and get a pizza in? I feel like eating Ital- ARGHH!! NO! NO! My splean! GOD HELP ME! EVIL LINCOLN!! Please, God, let me - ARGHHH!!! NOT THE VARIOUS GUTS!!! Glughh.."
"Dude, you ok? Dude?"
by Horace Wimp November 07, 2006
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the big red one

Essentially damnation, or the act of being condemned to Hell. Can also be used as a noun for Hell itself.
"That bitch Satan is sure gonna get the big red one, or my name ain't Bernard God."

"Off you go, Hitler! See you in the big red one!"
by Horace Wimp November 08, 2006
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hunsley

One who, when attending social functions, will never fail to get embarrassingly drunk and then hit on anyone present, regardless of age, gender, appearance or indeed spouse.
"Oh Rory, you can't invite Josh to the office party! He's such a hunsley, he'd whip your Janice away in seconds flat. I'm hungry. Lets get nachos."
by Horace Wimp November 08, 2006
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