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A type of owl specific to the North Wales coast, known for its distinctive bald head, poor eyesight, large beak and high pitched chirp. Often found in stew.
"Henry, is that a Julian over there? It is, you know! I'm almost sure of it. If only we could hear it's distinctive, high pitched chirp...oh there it goes! Yes, it's definitely a Julian."
by Horace Wimp November 7, 2006
Get the Julian mug.If someone is 'like Mike', they have achieved the peak of physical and mental perfection. Such people will normally be extremely sporty, intelligent and witty, and as such are very rare. The original Mike to whom the phrase refers is long forgotten, but its safe to assume he was great to know, and probably damn fine to look at.
"Damn Timothy, you got hot. You're great looking."
"Why thanks, good chum."
"Yeah, you're really like Mike!"
"Please! You flatter me too much!"
"Why thanks, good chum."
"Yeah, you're really like Mike!"
"Please! You flatter me too much!"
by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006
Get the like Mike mug.Essentially damnation, or the act of being condemned to Hell. Can also be used as a noun for Hell itself.
"That bitch Satan is sure gonna get the big red one, or my name ain't Bernard God."
"Off you go, Hitler! See you in the big red one!"
"Off you go, Hitler! See you in the big red one!"
by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006
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