Hoop Jones's definitions

loveseat

A couch made big enough for two people to sit on. Often the site of foreplay (sexual bases 1-3). If more than two people sit on a loveseat then an orgy is almost guaranteed.

Yeah hes had that loveseat for a while now so those stains on it are of questionable origin.

by Hoop Jones July 8, 2005

jaboonies

The boondocks of Japan.

My brother lives so far into the Jaboonies that he has to drive 5 hours to see a movie.

by Hoop Jones May 23, 2005

Hoop Jones

The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).

Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.

by Hoop Jones July 8, 2005