5 definition by Homosexual Cowboy man

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The All American Hero.
Wherever there is trouble, GI Joe is there.
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

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One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!
Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

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One who is all white but still has the black deep down in them.
That M&M character....he's just like unstirred chocolate milk.
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

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One who enjoys having the cock smacked across their face.
That slut really is a cocksmack!
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

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Fuck I have to go tinkle!
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

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