Definitions by Homer S.

lard lad 

An extremely fat male.

Want some more fries, lard lad? Or a sixth cream cake?

lard lad by Homer S. February 13, 2005

milking

1) To squeeze a cow's udders to collect milk.
2) A sexual term: to force a man to ejaculate repeatedly.

1) The farmer said, "Go and milk the cow.
2) She tied him up and milked his cock.

milking by Homer S. February 13, 2005