Definitions by Holly M Schultz

Chairen

An adult female who walks around a pool deck loudly complaining about the lack of chair availability. Or complaining about those holding chairs without anyone in them.

“This is ridiculous, I can’t believe there are no chairs available, those people aren’teven using all theirs”

“Barb, quit being such a Chairen you should have gotten your ass out of bed earlier.”

Chairen by Holly M Schultz April 2, 2026

Bro Lounging 

When two straight dudes are sitting awkwardly close to one another discussing traditionally masculine topics, such as auto mechanics, sandwich construction, sports, power tools, or an occasional record breaking bowel movement.

They may also mention a trip to the local home improvement or sporting good store.

Yesterday I over heard my husband say to his friend, “Dude you should have seen the serpent I laid in the toilet this morning, it was beached on both ends”

And that’s when I knew they were bro lounging.

Bro Lounging by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025

Love Lounging 

When two people are awkwardly sitting next to each other holding hands, simultaneously making everyone around them uncomfortable.

Variations may include gazing into one another’s eyes or weirdly caressing one another’s faces in front of others.

I almost threw up when I saw my parents love lounging by the fire - GROSS!

Love Lounging by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025

shelf turd 

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

shelf turd by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

sausage shocker 

Being super shocked by penis size.

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!

sausage shocker by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023

sausage talker 

One who talks bigger than they are or acts exaggerated/aloof with their discussion.

I can only drink $80 bottles of wine, anything else gives me a headache.

Oh Darla, quit being a sausage talker.

sausage talker by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023