the belief in legitimate scientifically-proven pharmaceuticals as an answer to illness and disease instead of hoo-doo voo-doo homeopathic nonsense.
You keep drinking water and downing Gingko if you want, but *my* ass is going to an actual doctor for some pharmeopathic treatment.
(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)
Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.
Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.
Thanks a lot for the lock-up, douchebook. FFS
(adjective) breasts that are highly attractive to the opposite sex.
"Girl, my man told me I'm totally titlicious."
A person sexually enthralled by a sexual body part swinging freely from a fixed point, as in huge pendulous breasts or long swaying balls. (pendulum+lust)
"Oh, girl, your big tatas got him pendulusting."
(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.
A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.
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verb
trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)
Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.
