Definitions by Holly M S

She-V 

the part of a woman's anatomy where the hair triangle exists--if not shaved or shaped--forming a "V" as her hip dip goes down to the "mons veneris"

Becky, if you plan to wear that little bikini, I suggest you get some wax work on your She-V. 'Girl needs some work done.

She-V by Holly M S July 5, 2010

Lapscaping 

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)

Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.

Lapscaping by Holly M S July 4, 2010

e-kward

(adjective) an embarrassing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.

I dumped Mike last night in a text. That was kinda e-kward.

e-kward by Holly M S June 29, 2010

Full Frankenstein 

as opposed to having "a little work done" women who go ape-shit with the cosmetic work have gotten the "full Frankenstein" (ie, full monty @ cosmetic surgery)

OMG, did you see those new pictures of Heidi Montag? Bitch went full Frankenstein!

Full Frankenstein by Holly M S June 22, 2010

Ass Bite 

the sensation one experiences--ie, on a roller coaster, or a very high swing as a child, or driving fast down a steep hill, or falling in a dream--that causes your body to suddenly tense and your anus to pucker inward reflexively and with force, as if your ass is 'biting down' as a result of the sensation; an autonomic ass pucker

Parasailing makes my ass bite.

Ass Bite by Holly M S June 16, 2010

Pharmeopathic 

the belief in legitimate scientifically-proven pharmaceuticals as an answer to illness and disease instead of hoo-doo voo-doo homeopathic nonsense.

You keep drinking water and downing Gingko if you want, but *my* ass is going to an actual doctor for some pharmeopathic treatment.

Pharmeopathic by Holly M S June 15, 2010

Douchebagger 

(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)

Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.

Douchebagger by Holly M S June 1, 2010