Boobie Grin

(noun) the crease created between two large breasts when they're pressed together in the middle. The valley of the cleavage.
With that push-up on, I *swear* Donna's got four inches of boobie grin goin' on.
by Holly M S May 24, 2010
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Douchebagger

(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)
Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.
by Holly M S June 01, 2010
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Bitch Daddy

The person who has and handles the bitch. The one in control.
"She's my bitch, and I'm her bitch daddy."

"Duuuude, looks like your bitch daddy just told you what the hell was up!"
by Holly M S April 20, 2010
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Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
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Ass Bite

the sensation one experiences--ie, on a roller coaster, or a very high swing as a child, or driving fast down a steep hill, or falling in a dream--that causes your body to suddenly tense and your anus to pucker inward reflexively and with force, as if your ass is 'biting down' as a result of the sensation; an autonomic ass pucker
by Holly M S June 16, 2010
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Pharmeopathic

the belief in legitimate scientifically-proven pharmaceuticals as an answer to illness and disease instead of hoo-doo voo-doo homeopathic nonsense.
You keep drinking water and downing Gingko if you want, but *my* ass is going to an actual doctor for some pharmeopathic treatment.
by Holly M S June 15, 2010
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text-sketchy

when text responsiveness is patchy
You know I'm text-sketchy between 3-8 because I'm dealing with the kids. Best to text me later.
by Holly M S December 08, 2010
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