Holden McCrank's definitions

ankle

Extremely bitchy or useless woman. So-called because an ankle is two feet lower than a cunt.

Fuckin' ankle just cut me off!

by Holden McCrank January 31, 2003

jam raid

n. A monthly event which causes tuna town to be inaccessible by the skin boat

Looks like a jam raid! Guess I'll have a bit of hand shandy tonight.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

sproggenwagon

n. minivan. See sprog

Stupid cunt in the sproggenwagon nearly cut me off.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

stanky

n. syn. for vagina

I'm going to get some stanky on my hang-low.

by Holden McCrank February 1, 2003

rice

v. To take a shitty jap car, add some Vtech stickers, spoiler, and fuck up the camber.

I just spent $12000 ricing up a $8000 piece of shit.

by Holden McCrank April 29, 2003

SMIB

n. Acronym for "Southern Maryland InBred". Refers primarily to the residents of St. Mary's Co Maryland, who are obsessed with lite beer, pro wrestling, and NASCAR.

See that SMIB in the Trans Am parked in front of the mobile home?

by Holden McCrank January 31, 2003

poony

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

by Holden McCrank April 8, 2003