Hog1's definitions

studybot

1) one who studies with the endurance and focus of a robot.

2) Elizan Garcia

Steve: "Man, Shiela has been in the library for 3 straight days."

Carl: "She's a total studybot."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

Salame (Text)

Pronunciation: "sa-la-may"
Etymology: Corinian

1) In Philadelphia, indicates acknowledgment or understanding of a text message received via cellular telephone.

Salame (Text) example:

Text to Steve, From Craig: Yo. Can't make it to the bris. Something came up.

Text to Craig, From Steve: Salame.

by Hog1 July 19, 2007

Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

monobrow

1)individual, usually residing in Chicago, who has been in school for 14 consecutive years and has a single eyebrow spanning both eyeballs.

2)Eddie Munster lookalike.

Steve: "Have you spoken to Brian Daly in a while?"
Carl: "No. Have you?"
Steve: "No."
Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

throatchop

1)karate punch to the throat of some deserving jackhole; usually delivered with the phrase: "Oh really? How about a fucking throatchop instead?!"

Steve: "Where the hell were you last night?"
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003