1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.
2) (n) John Enright.
2) (n) John Enright.
Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?
Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?
Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.
Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?
Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.
by Hog1 June 04, 2004
Pronunciation: "sa-la-may"
Etymology: Corinian
1) In Philadelphia, indicates acknowledgment or understanding of a text message received via cellular telephone.
Etymology: Corinian
1) In Philadelphia, indicates acknowledgment or understanding of a text message received via cellular telephone.
Salame (Text) example:
Text to Steve, From Craig: Yo. Can't make it to the bris. Something came up.
Text to Craig, From Steve: Salame.
Text to Steve, From Craig: Yo. Can't make it to the bris. Something came up.
Text to Craig, From Steve: Salame.
by Hog1 June 21, 2007
1)individual, usually residing in Chicago, who has been in school for 14 consecutive years and has a single eyebrow spanning both eyeballs.
2)Eddie Munster lookalike.
2)Eddie Munster lookalike.
Steve: "Have you spoken to Brian Daly in a while?"
Carl: "No. Have you?"
Steve: "No."
Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"
Carl: "No. Have you?"
Steve: "No."
Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"
by Hog1 October 24, 2003
1)karate punch to the throat of some deserving jackhole; usually delivered with the phrase: "Oh really? How about a fucking throatchop instead?!"
Steve: "Where the hell were you last night?"
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."
by Hog1 October 24, 2003
Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"
Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."
Steve: "Nice."
Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."
Steve: "Nice."
by Hog1 October 24, 2003