Human Forehead

1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.

2) (n) John Enright.

Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?

Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?

Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.

by Hog1 June 03, 2004

partybot

1) one who parties with the endurance and focus of a robot.

2) Bret Wincup

Steve: "Did you see how many shots Sheila did last night? She must have downed about 14 Fruity Ha-Has and ripped 32 beers!"

Carl: "She's a total partybot."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

sandyhandy

1) handjob on the beach; 3rd base(m) on the beach.

Steve: "How was the shore?"
Carl: "Sweet."
Steve: "You hook?"
Carl: "Yeah, with Sheila."
Steve: "Did you 'oh-baby-yeah'?"
Carl: "No. But she gave me a sandyhandy."
Steve: "Yikes. That had to feel good. Sike."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

snakes on a plane

A complimentary closing used primarily in personal correspondence.

Dear Shiela,

Thanks again for your consideration. The apple sausage was simply devine.

Snakes on a plane,

Craig Stevenson

by Hog1 September 13, 2008

Salame (Text)

Pronunciation: "sa-la-may"
Etymology: Corinian

1) In Philadelphia, indicates acknowledgment or understanding of a text message received via cellular telephone.

Salame (Text) example:

Text to Steve, From Craig: Yo. Can't make it to the bris. Something came up.

Text to Craig, From Steve: Salame.

by Hog1 July 19, 2007