Definitions by Hobo Chang Ba!

phage 

Pathogenic lifeform shaped somewhat lovingly, like a rocket enema.

Hey Mr. Smith, is that smear really 12,000 phages?

phage by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006

macrosexual 

Some-one who is attracted to unusually large people (height moreso than weight).

Look at Biff eying Big Bertha, what a macrosexual.

macrosexual by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006

microsexual

A person who is attracted solely to smaller people (small rather than thin).

Did you see all those Mini-Me posters in Big Bertha's bedroom, she's such a microsexual.

microsexual by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006