Fernie ski bum

A out of town hippie who comes to fernie to ski and act .like they were born here in the valley.fernie sky bum are wondering around being total granola.

Fernie ski bum six o'clock.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.

My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Sparwood hunny well

Is when this dryed up used and abuse blond lady that's had more wiener or sausage in her then hotdog buns have calles her gash the hunny pot but looks to be were a few hockey and soccer teams slammed it and ripped it wide open and banged it so hard it looks like a sparwood hunny well

When you see a vagin that's broken and beat up its called sparwood hunny well. She was givi g me a strip tease hey pretty lady I was hoping to see something nice but instead I saw the sparwood hunny well.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Song title talk

Is a game among friends that has them having a conversation using the titles of songs to see if or anyone other then them will understand.

You guys rock you know your music to make up a conversation using the song title talk .

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

7 day remand rodeo

You are in jail waiting to go to court so you go have a shower and cause of your long hair you look like a chick then bubba takes you from behind and you have the ride of your life and its the longest 8 seconds of ur life.

Them two guys are experimenting and owning the 7 day remand rodeo good for them.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024