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Definitions by Heytherewoods

Moon Owner 

A superlative reference to someone with an amazing idea that could potentially make millions.

A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.
Jimmy’s dad invented the straw. He is a fucking Moon Owner.

Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.
Moon Owner by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

Pirate Faced 

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.
After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him. [Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.