Definitions by Heytherewoods
Moon Owner
A superlative reference to someone with an amazing idea that could potentially make millions.
A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.
A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.
Jimmy’s dad invented the straw. He is a fucking Moon Owner.
Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.
Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.
Moon Owner by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018
Pirate Faced
After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.
Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.
Let’s get [fucking pirate faced this weekend.
Pirate Faced by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018