Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.
I tried to mouse off
last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.
A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.
After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"
to masturbate at your computer
My chica caught me mousing off last night.
a little slut
Looks go out and scoop up some dirties tonight.
a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting
We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.
a burp laced with a little vomit, usually occurs when you've had one too many and it has become difficult to distinguish between the two
I made it through the whole night without vomiting, not including vurps, of course.
out of luck
The chicas get in for free, the rest o' you bustas is all assed out.