bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

punkies

(n) blackflies, a kind of small biting fly or gnat. The word has the same Native American root as the name of the town Punxsutawney, PA.

If you are surrounded by a cloud of punkies, go into a car or tent, and they will all land on the walls. Then you can squish them easily.

by Heptune May 16, 2005

woojie

(v) to play with a cat or baby by gently poking, tickling, or blowing on their body, especially in the belly area. May also involve gently rolling the recumbent subject back and forth by placing a hand on the belly.

"You're so cute, you know I'm going to have to woojie you!"

by heptune June 13, 2006

whistler

(n) A kind of booger that causes a whistling noise as air passes through the nose.

No matter how hard I blow my nose, I can't seem to dislodge this whistler.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

sim

(v) To play the computer game, Sims 2. Most often used in the gerundive form, as in "Happy Simming!"

Simming is the way I spend all my free time these days.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

doodlebug

(n) An ant-lion, an insect larva that digs conical pits in order to trap ants.

Morty liked to drop ants into doodlebug pits.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

thumbkin

1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.

Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.

by Heptune May 11, 2005