Henk Oets's definitions

Sneef

When two people trade favors in the oldest barter system on Earth - snake for beef. The deed, the hookup, the mutual “pleasure exchange”, sex.

“Bro disappeared after the party - guaranteed he went to go sneef.”

by Henk Oets January 14, 2026

D'enis

A dog's penis.

Hey John, is that Susie's lipstick, or a d'enis?

by Henk Oets August 5, 2022

Blue tick of death

The act of opening /reading a text message on Whatsapp and not replying the sender.

James: "Did you at least reply Jennefer?"
Hank: "No, I gave her the blue tick of death."

by Henk Oets November 8, 2020