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Id like to fuck

The variation of the phrase " I'd like to fuck.

Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*

…and the list goes on
Dude 1: damn. Look at all those people Id like to fuck

Dude 2: yea. Everyone but the grand milf.
by Hempn March 4, 2010
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SGD

SGD: means Strawberry Goodness Deluxe

It smells like pure diarrhea-ass-fart-poop.

800% diarrhea, 80% turd, and its really chunky.

It takes more than one flush to properly "clean out" the bowl.
Hank: Ahhh man, I gotta take an SGD.

Frank: You'd better get ten rolls of toilet paper and three bottles of Lysol.

an example of a SGD can be found here:
( go to youtube and add this /watch?v=dSjDnwlbi-Y
by Hempn July 13, 2011
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