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Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.
Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
mugGet the Shit Before Showeringmug.

Hempn

Sometimes spelled " hemping" is the act of driving to the worst part of town to look for the nearest drug dealer. Usually looking for hemp.
Dude 1: I wanna smoke some bud. Right fucking now!

Dude 2: Shit, let's go hempn

Or

Dude 1: damn, where's Alex, were supposed to be smokin right now.

Dude 2: Chill the fuck out, he's hempn. He'll be back in a bit.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
mugGet the Hempnmug.

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