Hempn's definitions

Id like to fuck

The variation of the phrase " I'd like to fuck.

Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*

…and the list goes on

Dude 1: damn. Look at all those people Id like to fuck

Dude 2: yea. Everyone but the grand milf.

by Hempn March 4, 2010

The Great Journey

The act of running across the dark hallway to your parents room when you were a kid. Sprinting is used when the kid is crossing the darkest part of the hallway.

Little kid: (runs to parents room while making ally of noise)

big brother: That little shit woke me up, he must be doing the great journey. I'll fucking scare him next time

by Hempn February 27, 2010