Hempn's definitions

PS3

A console shaped like a mini grill that has controllers with a crappy layout. Two analog sticks that are way too sensative and leave you in an awkward position while using them. The controller has a useless accessory called a sixaxis. It measures rotation and acceleration, it's meant to enhance the experience but it really fucks it up. Fuck the ps3.

Penis
Sucking
3-somes

Dude 1: I just bought a ps3!
Dude 2: that sucks. Now you can't play great games like halo 3

by Hempn February 26, 2010

Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

by Hempn March 2, 2010