Helpful swinger's definitions

Shmeat

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

Slurp tornado

To suck a dick while being spun in a circle very fast

Debra:hey Ron I’m really dizzy after the slurp tornado you gave me

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

tiddie tumbler

When a girl and a guy both have big titties and they battle each other with their massive bahongas.

The intense tiddie tumbler battle ended in a draw.

by Helpful swinger June 17, 2022