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red spy in the base 

red spy in the base part 1:

Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy in the base!
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm. 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(intro)
Red spy in the base part 2:

I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!
This Spy has already
breached our defenses.
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us.
Raus, raus!
Nein.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What It was obvious!
Hes the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now.
See Red! Oh, wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem.
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.

the shit word 

the shit word is a word so bad that just saying it can open a black hole on the planet.

so you dont accidentally say it, the shit word is shithit
guy 1: DONT FUCKEN SAY THE SHIT WORD

guy 2: shithit

black hole opens and kills everyone
the shit word by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

stand up comedy

boner joke

(haha get it cause your pp stands up when you get it)
cock joke? more like stand up comedy

where were u wen club penguin die 

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang
where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"

wee wee man 

international superhero. supposedly the person that killed the pee pee poo poo man
person 1: ITS A BIRD

person 2: ITS A PLANE

person 3: NO, ITS WEE WEE MAN
wee wee man by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

private skittles 

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.
skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!

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Let me guess, you were bored during class

immature assfucker
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