.ud @everyone

how to piss off all of discord using ErisBot

me: .ud @everyone

everyone: WHO PING ME

by Hehe I cheated March 10, 2021

danny de yeeto

A combination of "Danny devito" and "yeet"

Mike throwing something so far it suprasses yeeting

dan: dude you just danny de yeeto 'd that water bottle

by Hehe I cheated February 09, 2021

beep bap boop boop be bo ep bo bep bap ep op eep bap bop bep bap boop beep boop beep bap

boyfriend from friday night funkin' says this when lemon demon tells him he will separate him from his eyes, turn his girlfriend inside out and burn her finger nails

lemon demon: separate you from your eyes, turn your girlfriend inside out and burn her finger nails la la la la

bf: beep bap boop boop be bo ep bo bep bap ep op eep bap bop bep bap boop beep boop beep bap

by Hehe I cheated March 25, 2021

let me show you how to scratch it

a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

thanos: besh apetupetupeta let me show you how to scratch it a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

penis fold

when a man with an uncut penis has their foreskin fold and point the pee hole at one of his legs

me peeing and gets some on my leg: AHH FUCK MY PENIS FOLDED

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

discord administrator

fat 30 year old living in his parents basement with a crippling superiority complex that will ban you for doing things you are allowed to do

server owner: yeah you guys can use bot commands in #general I dont care

user 1: uses a bot command in general

user 2 (admin): !ban @user 1 bot in chat

user 3: bruh the owner literally said you can use commands here, check the pins

user 2: !ban @user 3 staff disrespect

server owner: @user 2 I will be revoking your status as a discord administrator in this server due to you abusing your power

user 2: !ban @server owner staff disrespect

bot: an error has occured!

server owner: !ban @user 2 admin abuse

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

literallynobot

a discord bot

why is literallynobot in my server?

thatonecalculator: yes

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021