Definitions by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville

iph 

The cool way of saying "if".

Iph you don't get some chitchen,I'z gonna beatchu upside da head.

iph by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville September 28, 2003

extralegal

Not EXACTLY legal...But...It's still kind of legal...In a way...

"What my client did was not illegal, it was EXTRAlegal....He didn't commit a MAJOR crime or anything...Now go get me some chitchen."

extralegal by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville September 28, 2003

dutch treat 

A hooker with pigtails.

"Man dawg, that hooka was a dutch treat. Them pigtails was all like grips for the doggy-style. Strayt-up."

dutch treat by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville September 28, 2003

popstrels

Pop-tarts merged with toaster strudles.

"nica, try a popstrel"
"Yo man, whadahell is dat ting?"
"f*ck you nica!"

popstrels by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville September 28, 2003