crafarting

the combination of crafting and farting; can be used as a verb or noun

verb:
the art or skill of crafting, but farting around instead.

noun:
the skill behind or for farting noises

I'm at work, but I'd rather be crafarting.

by Hazel Rider April 21, 2009

Enterpainment

noun: the action of being amused by other people’s pain.

It was a great soccer game to watch, but that was pure enterpainment when Nate headbutted Dave in the forehead!

by Hazel Rider August 12, 2008

fattery

noun
the ability to make an object or person fatter.

That dress makes her look fattery.
That dress is very fattering on you.

by Hazel Rider August 11, 2008

horrifat

verb
The act of feeling horrible after eating a fattening meal
or
noun
Extremely or shockingly fat

Verb: "Omigosh, I shouldn't have inhaled that Coffee Caramel
Milkshake! I feel horrifat!"
Noun: "Have you seen Kelly since high school? She is horrifat!"

by Hazel Rider June 13, 2008