Haywood JaBlowme's definitions

Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004

triple z

boobs the size of cars. Usually having the power to pound a steak into cement.

Those triple z's could knock out Mike Tyson.

by Haywood Jablowme April 7, 2004

Papi Culo

One who is to be considered the Father of all Ass's (Ass Daddy)

Man, i am the Papiculo

by Haywood JaBlowme March 24, 2005

chucks

awsome shoes that i had first before they were popular you preppy little fags.god damn preppy people to hell!!!

o my god im such a preppy little fag i just got new chucks and i think im so awsome. now lets go make fun of the punk girl who had them first.

by haywood jablowme May 13, 2005

Hindian

A native person of India, practicing the Hindu religion. They come from the order hindius indius and are indiginous to the indian tectonic plate. they dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont know english to confuse the fuck out of ther rest of us.

"No, you stupid Hindian, I want my fucking money back, not a Harry Potter pillow set!"

-Aaron Spalding

by Haywood Jablowme May 13, 2005