Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 28, 2007
A loud noise or clamor made by a large group of black youths, esp. of a disturbing or confusing kind; din; uproar.
I got woken up in the middle of the night. It was so hot, we kept the windows open. A gang walked past and made a terrible blacket in the street below.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 11, 2007
Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 05, 2007
A term used to describe the folder or portfolio where you put some of the worst 'creative work' shite you've had to produce for your clients. So called because it contains nothing good.
Phew, what a stinker that presentation was! The client wanted footage of England winning the Rugby World Cup four years ago interspersed with boring statements about their business that had nothing to do with rugby victories that took place four years ago. One for my noughtfolio.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson October 09, 2007
As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007
The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!
You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007
Yo, yo, yo! Check it, bro! Flying in over KFC, aren't they Transformaz, robots in de skies? Yes blood!
by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 15, 2007