11 definitions by Hayes Benedict Thompson

Transformaz

Look up there, blood! They're robots in de skies!

Yo, yo, yo! Check it, bro! Flying in over KFC, aren't they Transformaz, robots in de skies? Yes blood!

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 5, 2007

estate car

NOT a car with an extended rear cargo section (like a stationwagon). No. But the type of car you find on an English Council Estate (areas of public/social housing, typified by brutal, modernist, concrete ghettos erected in the 1950s.)

Vauxhall Nova, Peugeot 106, Ford Fiesta, Citroen Visa, Ford Mondeo, etc.

The older the better. Stinky material interiors. No alarms. Not worth stealing.

I have £200 to spend on a new vehicle. Looks like all I can afford is an estate car.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 13, 2007

Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.

Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 23, 2007

noughtfolio

A term used to describe the folder or portfolio where you put some of the worst 'creative work' shite you've had to produce for your clients. So called because it contains nothing good.

Phew, what a stinker that presentation was! The client wanted footage of England winning the Rugby World Cup four years ago interspersed with boring statements about their business that had nothing to do with rugby victories that took place four years ago. One for my noughtfolio.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 26, 2007

Crapple

VERB: To crapple. A word used to describe a really pony film script.

As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 7, 2007

vowel cancer

The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!

You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 7, 2007

bloke got back

Forget 'baby got back', which refers to a girl with a bigg ass. 'Bloke got back' means a man with a big butt.

Check out that dude walking down the beach. His butt's so big, he walks funny. Yo, bloke got back.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 13, 2007