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Definitions by Hayden Avengerkid5

War Wagon 

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!
War Wagon by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024

dewbuhg njkl 

When you just want to say something for no goddamn reason, or are uncontrollably emotional. Just try saying it, you'll feel better.
George: Did you hear about how your girl was cheating on you?
Alan: DEWBUHG NJKL!

water is wet 

The truth is... water is indeed wet. If it can get things wet, it itself would be wet. Even if "wet is just a description of our experience of water", why can't water be described as wet?
Dumbass: Water is not wet
Average guy: Are you fucking stupid? Water is wet.