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Capsaicin intolerance
Being a chicken and weak and a pussy. A pepper wimp! Can't handle not even a single drop of red devil hot sauce. Red devil hot sauce only has a scoville of 800-1,200. Can't handle not even eating 1 pepperoncini, which has merely 100-500 scoville. A kid could handle a pepperoncini.
Person 1: I can't handle a pepperoncini! Not even a slice of a pepperoncini. I have capsaicin intolerance.
Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.
*30 years later
*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.
Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!
Person 2: Holy crap!
*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.
Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!
Person 1: That's my boy.
Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.
Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.
*30 years later
*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.
Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!
Person 2: Holy crap!
*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.
Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!
Person 1: That's my boy.
Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.
Capsaicin intolerance by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022
Kegan diet
A Kegan diet is a combination of Keto and Vegan diets. You eat fruits and vegetables and and saturated fats from coconut oil and other vegetables and eat keto. Eating very low carb to the point of keto and only eating fruits and vegetables and coconut oil.
Kegan diet by HawaiianPunch1 January 24, 2022
Oil
Oil is nonpolar hydrocarbons. They don't mix in water or polar substances. However, they mix in other nonpolar substances like oils and fats and ethyl chloride.
Oil can refer to vegetable cooking oil. Examples are corn oil and coconut oil.
Oil can refer to petroleum, a type of black oil which can be fractionally distilled into tar, asphalt, gasoline, propane, butane, and more. Also the United States gets their oil from other countries by buying it, seizing it, or going to war for it.
Oil is also slang for synthol and the idiots who inject synthol and it doesn't increase strength, it only makes you have fake looking muscles. They then lift small to medium weights and still can't handle it or they lift fake weights. These people are called oilers. They don't do real weight lifting.
Oil can refer to vegetable cooking oil. Examples are corn oil and coconut oil.
Oil can refer to petroleum, a type of black oil which can be fractionally distilled into tar, asphalt, gasoline, propane, butane, and more. Also the United States gets their oil from other countries by buying it, seizing it, or going to war for it.
Oil is also slang for synthol and the idiots who inject synthol and it doesn't increase strength, it only makes you have fake looking muscles. They then lift small to medium weights and still can't handle it or they lift fake weights. These people are called oilers. They don't do real weight lifting.
Chemist: This oil and water don't mix. Oil is nonpolar while water is polar. This oil mixes in ethyl chloride. They're both nonpolar.
Chef: I am going to use corn oil to cook my food.
United States: Iraq has oil? Time to seize the oil!
Oilers: Time to inject synthol! This is good oil.
People: Ha ha! Those muscles look fake!
Chef: I am going to use corn oil to cook my food.
United States: Iraq has oil? Time to seize the oil!
Oilers: Time to inject synthol! This is good oil.
People: Ha ha! Those muscles look fake!
Oil by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2022
Stratosphere
Stratosphere is a nickname for nitrous oxide (laughing gas, NOS) that gets you high for about a minute or a few minutes. Nitrous oxide is mostly called Stratosphere both because it's mostly found in the Stratosphere and because it gets you higher than the troposphere like it's a Stratospheric high for a short time. You get a nitrous oxide cracker and nitrous oxide canisters and fill the balloons, then breathe in Stratosphere from the balloons and enjoy.
Stratosphere by HawaiianPunch1 January 18, 2022
Happy Powder
Happy Powder is NSI-189 powder. The dose range is 40mg to 80mg and it grows the hippocampus, cures depression, and makes you happy. Happy powder is also D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl and D,L- Deprenyl. The dose range for D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl is 10mg to 60mg. The dose range of D,L-Deprenyl is 10mg to 60mg. Diphenylprolinol is also happy powder. You weigh the powder in a scale and then mix it with water and drink it. Diphenylprolinol Happy Powder dose range.
Light: 15 – 20 mg
Common: 20 – 40 mg
Strong: 40 – 50 mg+ (up to 100mg)
Duration: 6 hours - 12 hours.
Methiopropamine is also happy powder. The dose range for Methiopropamine is 20mg to 50mg+.
Kratom is happy powder. The dose is is around 2g to 6g+.
Light: 15 – 20 mg
Common: 20 – 40 mg
Strong: 40 – 50 mg+ (up to 100mg)
Duration: 6 hours - 12 hours.
Methiopropamine is also happy powder. The dose range for Methiopropamine is 20mg to 50mg+.
Kratom is happy powder. The dose is is around 2g to 6g+.
I took 80mg of NSI-189 for 2 weeks. My depression is gone and I am happy. Thanks Happy powder.
I then took 50mg Diphenylprolinol with 30mg D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl. I am happy.
I then took 50mg Diphenylprolinol with 30mg D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl. I am happy.
Happy Powder by HawaiianPunch1 January 11, 2022
Modafinil alarm clock
Modafinil alarm clock is when you take 200mg of Modafinil the morning before, like around 8am. Then the main effects lasts 12 hours. You stay awake and alert. Then there's about 100mg left in your body at 8pm. You go to sleep at midnight, and instead of usually waking up at 8pm, you wake up at 5am feeling refreshed. Basically, you wake up earlier and only sleep 5 hours. Then 8 hours the next day. Then 11 hours the next day (to catch up on sleep) then back to 8 hours. If you try another Modafinil the next week, you will only sleep 5 hours the first night.
Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!
Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!
I woke up at 8am. I took 200mg Modafinil yesterday. I stayed up during the day awake and alert and energized. I slept 5 hours and woke up at 5am feeling refreshed and energized. Taking Modafinil is better than drinking loads of coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!
I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!
I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!
Modafinil alarm clock by HawaiianPunch1 January 11, 2022
D,L-Deprenyl
D,L-Deprenyl is a combination of 50% D-Deprenyl and 50% L-Deprenyl. They are both MAOIs (MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors). D,L-Deprenyl metabolizes into L-Methamphetamine, L-Amphetamine, D-Methmphetamine, and D-Amphetamine. These metabolites are stimulants and norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors and releasing agents. Remember to stack it with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone to avoid brain damage from the methamphetamine metabolite. Adding Memantine also helps. Afobazole reduces anxiety.
I took 20mg of D,L-Deprenyl, 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 5mg Memantine, and 30mg Afobazole and I feel happier and more energetic.
D,L-Deprenyl by HawaiianPunch1 January 5, 2022