A check cashing scam is when someone tells you a fake sad story about a financial situation and then asks do you bank at a certain bank. The scammer often stands there looking for people who come out of banks. Then they asks where you bank. Then they say let's go deposit the check and then when you deposit the check at the machine, the amount of money goes up temporarily. Then they say let's withdraw some money at a time until the check clears. Then you try to buy something with a debit card and it says insufficient funds. You check your bank and it's too late, it's near zero. Then you suspect something is not right. Then someone you know said you were scammed. You were a victim of a scam.
Tyler: I just deposited money into my bank! I think I'll pay that debt I owe the gym then buy supplements.
Stanger tall black guy who looks normal: Help. I have financial trouble. The bank doesn't want to cash my check. Could you cash my check. I'll pay you.
Tyler: Sure.
Black guy scammer: Just add the check to the machine and then I will withdraw money.
Tyler: *logs in to the bank account. With $121.50
Black guy scammer: *secretly watches your bank account amount.
Tyler: Deposits check.
*Numbers go up to $920 but only temporarily because it's a fake check.
Black guy scammer: Now take out $120 dollars.
Look it's a picture of my son and daughter.
*shows picture.
I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of the money. (Not really, or maybe to steal this time without the scam).
Tyler: *Takes out money and pays the guy.
Tyler: Tries to pay a gym debt.
*card says insufficient funds.
Tyler: *runs to bank.
*$1.50
Tyler: Crap!
*Goes home
Tyler's brother Josh: You got scammed! It was a check cashing scam.
Stanger tall black guy who looks normal: Help. I have financial trouble. The bank doesn't want to cash my check. Could you cash my check. I'll pay you.
Tyler: Sure.
Black guy scammer: Just add the check to the machine and then I will withdraw money.
Tyler: *logs in to the bank account. With $121.50
Black guy scammer: *secretly watches your bank account amount.
Tyler: Deposits check.
*Numbers go up to $920 but only temporarily because it's a fake check.
Black guy scammer: Now take out $120 dollars.
Look it's a picture of my son and daughter.
*shows picture.
I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of the money. (Not really, or maybe to steal this time without the scam).
Tyler: *Takes out money and pays the guy.
Tyler: Tries to pay a gym debt.
*card says insufficient funds.
Tyler: *runs to bank.
*$1.50
Tyler: Crap!
*Goes home
Tyler's brother Josh: You got scammed! It was a check cashing scam.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022
A Frank Moment is when you do something disgusting like eat food off of the floor or drink coffee or soda that someone coughed on. It's based off of the movie, Osmosis Jones, where Frank Totorre ate an egg that has been in the monkey's mouth and on the monkey's cage floor. He said "5 second rule", but the cage floor is super disgusting.
Tyler: I'm going to drink coffee.
Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.
Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!
Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.
Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023
Aluminum Palladium Galinstan amalgam or Al/Pd/GaInSn is something that can be used for an alternative to toxic Aluminum Mercury amalgam for reductive amination. Cyclohexyl-2-Propanone and Methylamine in Ethanol in a Carbon Dioxide inert atmosphere can be reduced to Propylhexedrine (Cyclohexyl-2-AminoPropane) and filter 90% of the Aluminum Hydroxide Al(OH)3 Ethanol water Propylhexedrine solution through a Buchner funnel with Zeolite careful not to spill over Palladium Galinstan amalgam, then add everclear to the remaining 10% in the round bottom flask, then filter 90% and you got 99% of Propylhexedrine ethanol water solution. Dry with Anhydrous Magnesium Sulfate, filter through Buchner funnel, pour in a beaker, then bubble dry HCl gas through the Propylhexedrine freebase to acid salt (Acid Salting) the Propylhexedrine into Propylhexedrine HCl salt. Palladium Galinstan is reusable for Aluminum Palladium Galinstan amalgam reductive amination. Temperature 20°C to 30°C and reaction time 24 hours. Al/Pd/GaInSn .
Tony: I put 100g Galinstan (69g Gallium + 21g Indium + 10g Tin) and 50mg Palladium shot in a crucible and added 100g Aluminum foil to make Aluminum Palladium Galinstan amalgam. I used Aluminum Palladium Galinstan amalgam to do reductive amination on Cyclohexyl-2-Propanone Methylimine in ethanol in a Carbon Dioxide inert atmosphere to make Propylhexedrine. Then bubble HCl for Propylhexedrine HCl and clean it with Anhydrous Acetone to get rid of excess HCl. Temperature 20°C to 30°C and reaction time 24 hours.
by HawaiianPunch1 October 12, 2024
When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.
I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 08, 2023
A kegetarian is a combination of keto and vegetarian. Someone who is kegetarian can't eat meat(cow, chicken, turkey, pork, rabbit, fish, crab, shrimp, etc.) or carbs(regular chips, bread, rice, spaghetti, spaghetti elbows, etc.). A Kegetarian eats nuts, vegetables, maybd fruits, mushrooms, milk, cheese, eggs, onions, yogurt, coconut oil, avocados, low-carb energy drinks, sugar free soda, coffee sweetened with sorbitol, and more. In addition, vegetarians also excercise. If they lift weights, they might take a protein supplement such as protein powder in water or protein shakes. High fat, moderate protein, low carb. A kegetarian diet could help you lose weight and keep it off.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 29, 2021
Vitamin S4 is code for SARM, or SARMs (Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators). SARMs are stuff that helps you build muscle and while you use SARMs for 30 days, you add a high dose of Enclomiphene daily as a test base to help prevent gyno. Then you take a 4 to 6 week break and take Enclomiphene for the first 2 weeks. It's post cycle therapy.
SARM Goblin: Ehh! Ehh! I'm struggling to build muscle. I know, I will just use Vitamin S4 and Enclomiphene.
SARM Goblin: *Gets muscular.
SARM Goblin: *Gets muscular.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 05, 2024
The 5T second rule (five-tee second rule, 5-T second rule) is a rule that is secretly the 50 second rule (fifty second rule). The 5T second rule states that if you pick up food or drink within 50 seconds or less, you get to eat the food and drink the drink. It's actually not a real rule and just an excuse to eat food off the floor and drink food off the floor. In 5 milliseconds, there's already hundreds of germs and viruses sticking to the food and many more preparing to stick.
Frank: *chicken wings and French fries with ketchup and a Pepsi falls to the floor.
Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?
Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.
*43 seconds pass.
Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.
*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.
*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.
Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.
Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!
*Frank Moment
Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?
Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.
*43 seconds pass.
Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.
*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.
*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.
Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.
Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!
*Frank Moment
by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2023