Hary Gofman's definitions

Peg Matcher

Having been penetrated or having penetrated the same person.

Lauren and Alice are peg matchers because they both slept with Harry.

by Hary Gofman January 9, 2022

Wangered

Adjective: Hammered but on weed. Weed hammered.

Woah, Fraser is really wangered.

by Hary Gofman June 5, 2022

Kings Cone

Verb: A cone made with all the lint covered weed found between the couch cushions.

I did a kings cone before smoking this.

by Hary Gofman June 5, 2022

Roast Chicken

When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.

Sam didn’t sink a cup during the last game so he had to do a roast chicken.

by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022

Roast Chicken

When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.

Sam didn’t sink a cup during the last game so he had to do a roast chicken.

by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022

Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023

Eiffel Tower

It's like a spit roast but you hi-five.

I was the middle of an Eiffel Tower last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023