Harrison Bergeron's definitions

crotch heat

When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. Also known as ass fever(pronounced "ass fee-vah"), this sensation is a good indicator that the eager participant wants your vaguyna.

Damn, that skeezbag gets hella crotch heat, I could fry an egg on her ass!

by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

PDGay

An outward display of homosexual affection in the public eye.

"Dude, I'm not a homophobe, but I still think PDGay is wicked gross."
"Unless they're hott lesbians, right?"
"Of course. I'm not gay."

by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006

Ass Fever

1. Condiction following arousal in a female in which the ba-donka-donk becomes exceedingly warm.

syn. crotch heat

I gotta meat themometer fo' yo ass fever, biotch!

by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

twaunge

the unique feeling that arises when a person sticks his/her finger(s) in a condiment. The emotion associated with betwaunglement or betwaungled.

I feel so twaunge, cause my hand was raped by honey mustard.

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005

jyimmerish

When someone acts in a highly obnoxious manner while high.

Jared was freak'n jyimmerish last night. He was slurring Napolean Dynamite quotes for hours.

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005

vaguyna

(vuh-guy-nuh)

The male member, or penis.

I have a weird rash on my vaguyna, thank God for Penicillin!

by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

vaguyna.

A penis. A play on words, mimicking the term "vagina".

That girl is a huge slut, she loves to rock the vaguyna.

by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006